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flewellynOkay, the latest Freeper/Birther/Obama's-really-a-half-breed-muslin/alien overlord/whatthefuckever meme flying around the wingnutosphere is that Obama can't possibly be a legitimate 'Murrican*' because, supposedly, he's...
...wait for it...
NOT CIRCUMCISED.
Seriously. Actual people have expended actual time actually speculating about this actual topic.
Now, of course, rational thinkers everywhere (which rules out most of the hard-right GOP base these days) would respond with two questions:
1. How in the blue peepin' hellacious eyes of Samuel W. Scratch would anybody other than his parents, his doctor, and his wife know about the Presidential member's cut or uncut status to begin with?!
and
2. For the sake of Saint Fuck of Fucksenbourg**, what the hell difference would it make? It's not as if men in America with both cut and uncut penises do not exist, side by side, living in perfect penile harmony.
This is so risible, so laughable, so beyond absurd, that the phrase "grasping at straws" doesn't begin to cover it. (And brings to mind rather less than welcome mental images, so let's not go there.)
My first thought, when I read this? "Wow...the shadowy corporate overlords orchestrating these insane shitstorms sure are getting awfully cocky..."
* As opposed to Merkin, who is not appearing in this picture.
** Saint Fuck of Fucksenbourg is the patron saint of fivenication. It's one better than fournication...
...wait for it...
NOT CIRCUMCISED.
Seriously. Actual people have expended actual time actually speculating about this actual topic.
Now, of course, rational thinkers everywhere (which rules out most of the hard-right GOP base these days) would respond with two questions:
1. How in the blue peepin' hellacious eyes of Samuel W. Scratch would anybody other than his parents, his doctor, and his wife know about the Presidential member's cut or uncut status to begin with?!
and
2. For the sake of Saint Fuck of Fucksenbourg**, what the hell difference would it make? It's not as if men in America with both cut and uncut penises do not exist, side by side, living in perfect penile harmony.
This is so risible, so laughable, so beyond absurd, that the phrase "grasping at straws" doesn't begin to cover it. (And brings to mind rather less than welcome mental images, so let's not go there.)
My first thought, when I read this? "Wow...the shadowy corporate overlords orchestrating these insane shitstorms sure are getting awfully cocky..."
* As opposed to Merkin, who is not appearing in this picture.
** Saint Fuck of Fucksenbourg is the patron saint of fivenication. It's one better than fournication...
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Date: 2009-08-25 06:01 am (UTC)Ok i think i;ve pushed that metaphor as far as i can.
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