My brain is being corrupted!

[flewellyn]

Between naamah_darling and ms_daisy_cutter, I'm swearing more, and more floridly, than ever before.

For example: in a recent conversation, I referred to someone as "that walking polyp shat from the colon of a leprotic demon".

In fairness, I was talking about Tim LaHaye, right-wing godbag preacher and author of the "Left Behind" series of toilet paper.

But still...

Comments

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I used to enjoy taking bad Harlequin romance novels and rewriting them so that the heroine, instead of falling for the muscular and forceful hero who "ravishes" her, presses charges or else stabs him in the chest with a salad fork and then becomes a mercenary.

[mrz80.livejournal.com]

Now THAT's a plot twist I could sign up for.

"Feeling a bit numb down there dear? Well, let's just say those aren't olives in your martini"

[keryddwen.livejournal.com]

I'd love to read one of those books! LOL