My brain is being corrupted!

[flewellyn]

Between naamah_darling and ms_daisy_cutter, I'm swearing more, and more floridly, than ever before.

For example: in a recent conversation, I referred to someone as "that walking polyp shat from the colon of a leprotic demon".

In fairness, I was talking about Tim LaHaye, right-wing godbag preacher and author of the "Left Behind" series of toilet paper.

But still...

Comments

[spiderbabyx.livejournal.com]

OMG, I was so mad when those turned out to be about the darn bible. A friend handed me one and said "I think you'd enjoy this" and when I started reading it, I assumed it was some weird horror or fantasy fiction.

Luckily, said friend has since come to her senses and stopped trying to randomly convert me.

[foma44.livejournal.com]

Dude there is a KIDS version of the series! i have it at my library and it gets checked out fairly often. i want to throw it in the trash to prevent that, but that's censorship, albeit for the right reasons...it's completely ridiculous: these kids who don't go to church start noticing that their parents are missing....turns out, they were taken up to heaven, and the non-churchgoing kids are waiting around to be taken to hell or something, so all this wierd apocolyptic shit starts happening, so they decide to try to find and kill the antichrist, who is the president....


yeah.

[keryddwen.livejournal.com]

Well said.

mmmm, that's good cussin'

[lucretiasheart.livejournal.com]

*takes notes*

"from the colon of a leprotic demon..."

The Rupture...

[capybyra.livejournal.com]

An eagerly awaited event where invisible assailants will repeatedly kick all the xtians in their junk till a hernia ensues- PraiseBob!