I'm not sure how to respond.

[flewellyn]

Eyerleth: I just ate sandwiches.
dubbug: what sandwiches?
Eyerleth: Turkey ham.
dubbug: wow...turkey and ham....
dubbug: mmm
Eyerleth: No, it's "turkey ham".
Eyerleth: Turkey, cured like a ham.
dubbug: was it sick?
Eyerleth: No.
Eyerleth: No, I mean preserved.
dubbug: MUMMY TURKEY!?!??!??!

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[kimberly-t.livejournal.com]

I saw something like that on a bumper sticker once: "What disease did cured ham have?"

But MUMMY TURKEY... oh man, the images I'm getting from that!