I'm not sure how to respond.

[flewellyn]

Eyerleth: I just ate sandwiches.
dubbug: what sandwiches?
Eyerleth: Turkey ham.
dubbug: wow...turkey and ham....
dubbug: mmm
Eyerleth: No, it's "turkey ham".
Eyerleth: Turkey, cured like a ham.
dubbug: was it sick?
Eyerleth: No.
Eyerleth: No, I mean preserved.
dubbug: MUMMY TURKEY!?!??!??!

Comments

[bear-foot.livejournal.com]

soylent mummy turkey?

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

For some reason I'm thinking, "When a mummy turkey and a daddy turkey love each other very much..."

[kimberly-t.livejournal.com]

I saw something like that on a bumper sticker once: "What disease did cured ham have?"

But MUMMY TURKEY... oh man, the images I'm getting from that!

[humanpacifier.livejournal.com]

Kind of like "processed cheese food product"? Or even worse, "sandwich slices" (so processed they can't even say "cheese")

My son's always talking about monkey turkey pigs...maybe that's part of how you get turkey ham? :-)

[mrz80.livejournal.com]

No, smoked turkey.

But I didn't inhale.