War on Christmas? Or something else?

[flewellyn]

Yet again, this year, we're hearing the right-wingnuts spouting off about how the "secular humanists" and the "liberal elite" are making war on Christmas by saying "Happy Holidays", as if this was some crime. Right wingers are adamant that somewhere, there are "secular humanists" and "ACLU types" who are trying to oppress Christians.

Ignoring the fact that it's hard to oppress a majority that controls most of the wealth and power, I have a message for those right-wing idiots who are still going on about "War on Christmas":

People, please.

We know that you conservatives like to speak in code words, but you're not fooling anyone. You haven't been fooling anyone for some time now.

We know full well that when you say "secular humanists" or "liberal intelligentsia" or "urban elite", you mean "Jews", okay? Give up the pretense already.

And while we're at it, stop saying "welfare mothers" or "illegal immigrants", and just say "blacks" and "Hispanics". We know you hate them too, so stop trying to be coy.

Comments

[sheistheweather]

I'm sorry! My girlfriend was over last night. Forgive me? ;_;

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

That depends...did you take pictures? :-)

[sheistheweather]

Well, if you want pictures of girls snuggling fully-clothed while watching Gilmore Girls...

...then that's too bad because I didn't take any. >:D

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I was kidding (mostly).

*ring ring*