Well, I suffered, so now it's your turn.
Jun. 5th, 2006 11:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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xuincherguixe IMed me, as is his wont, to tell me about yet another of his horrible ideas that would not only drive mortal men and women to madness, not merely make Great Cthulhu scream in horror, but make even such blasphemous avatars of insanity as Tom Cruise blink and say "That shit ain't right, yo."I speak of this suggestion: "How about one of those stupid buddy cop movies, only with Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey?"
As I asked him in reply, does he hate me? Does he want me to claw my eyes out in order to make the visions stop?
Well, the answer, of course, is yes. But we like to share, so here are some other ideas I came up with, partly as revenge. I present them here in
limpingpigeon-friendly bulleted list style!- A romantic comedy starring Christopher Walken and Sharon Stone.
- David Spade and Paris Hilton team up for a production of Faust in the original German.
- Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas star in Waiting for Godot.
- Angelina Jolie and Andy Dick in a romantic drama.
- Do the buddy cop flick, but with Hayden Christiansen and Bea Arthur.
I'd say that's a fine (read: awful) starting list. Any other ideas, while your brains have yet to liquify and bleed out of your ears?
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Date: 2006-06-06 04:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-06 04:57 am (UTC)You're a natural!
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Date: 2006-06-06 04:59 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-06-06 08:52 am (UTC)come on, you know you can hear the accent. Blame the boy, twas not my idea.
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Date: 2006-06-06 02:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-06 01:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-06 01:31 pm (UTC)Come on, this is the guy who said "My parents hate me because I'm Jewish."
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Date: 2006-06-08 01:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-06 02:13 pm (UTC)Why, WHY?! I was having such a good morning, and then you had to inflict those truly awful images on my poor brain!
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Date: 2006-06-06 04:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-07 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-06 02:21 pm (UTC)Michael Jackson as the new James Bond!
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Date: 2006-06-06 06:49 pm (UTC)(hello)
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Date: 2006-06-07 12:19 pm (UTC)Kevin Costner and Bette Midler in "A Streetcar Named Desire"
L'il Kim in a (hopefully waaaaaaaaaaaaay off-Broadway) production of "The Glass Menagerie"
How about Kostner again, only this time in a drama about what'd happen if the icecaps melted? That' be REALLY awful... oh wait, that's been done already. Never mind.
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Date: 2006-06-13 09:14 am (UTC)I miss you. I haven't gotten to talk with you much in a while.
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Date: 2006-06-13 11:23 am (UTC)Who are you, though? I don't recognize the LJ name.
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Date: 2006-06-13 02:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-13 11:51 am (UTC)*hugsquish*
I'm flewellyn@gmail.com
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Date: 2006-06-15 10:47 pm (UTC)"We're waiting for Godot...
Date: 2006-07-24 04:48 pm (UTC)I had to be the light tech for that damned play and I was dating vladimir.
I loathe Godot