Well, I suffered, so now it's your turn.

[flewellyn]

xuincherguixe IMed me, as is his wont, to tell me about yet another of his horrible ideas that would not only drive mortal men and women to madness, not merely make Great Cthulhu scream in horror, but make even such blasphemous avatars of insanity as Tom Cruise blink and say "That shit ain't right, yo."

I speak of this suggestion: "How about one of those stupid buddy cop movies, only with Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey?"

As I asked him in reply, does he hate me? Does he want me to claw my eyes out in order to make the visions stop?

Well, the answer, of course, is yes. But we like to share, so here are some other ideas I came up with, partly as revenge. I present them here in limpingpigeon-friendly bulleted list style!

• A romantic comedy starring Christopher Walken and Sharon Stone.


• David Spade and Paris Hilton team up for a production of Faust in the original German.


• Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas star in Waiting for Godot.


• Angelina Jolie and Andy Dick in a romantic drama.


• Do the buddy cop flick, but with Hayden Christiansen and Bea Arthur.

I'd say that's a fine (read: awful) starting list. Any other ideas, while your brains have yet to liquify and bleed out of your ears?

Comments

[sheistheweather]

A new version of Rogers and Hammerstein's Cinderella, starring Vinn Diesel as the prince, and Cher as Cinderella.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Dear fucking God!

You're a natural!

[sheistheweather]

^_^ Why, thank you.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

So why aren't you on AIM?

[sheistheweather]

Studying, actually. :( Have finals on Wednesday. Taking an ice cream break for a moment.

[anwyn18.livejournal.com]

...I kind of want to see that.

[rogue-fox.livejournal.com]

ewwww...are you trying to bring about the end of the world or what?! Personally I'd prefer to summon the stay-puffed marshmellow man.

[xuincherguixe.livejournal.com]

Anne Rice has to do the screenplays.

[anwyn18.livejournal.com]

How about Th Pirates of Penzance with Arnie as the Major General...

come on, you know you can hear the accent. Blame the boy, twas not my idea.

[kimberly-t.livejournal.com]

Yes, I heard the accent. And my eardrums just imploded in self-defense!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Period-drama set in post-Civil War America starring Woody Allen and James VanDerBeek as father and son COnfederate soldiers. Halle Berry co-stars as the slave woman who tears them apart.

[xuincherguixe.livejournal.com]

... Woody Allen's presence makes that sound like it could be good.

Come on, this is the guy who said "My parents hate me because I'm Jewish."

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Ok, think about this again... WOODY ALLEN... CIVIL WAR.... uh, no.

[kimberly-t.livejournal.com]

*picks up a loaf of french bread and starts beating you about the head and shoulders with it*

Why, WHY?! I was having such a good morning, and then you had to inflict those truly awful images on my poor brain!

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it seem like the sort of thing we should involve ginmar in?

[kimberly-t.livejournal.com]

Got your flak vest handy? She'll either die laughing, or kill you for inflicting this on her too!

[kimberly-t.livejournal.com]

Oh gods, the disease is spreading!

Michael Jackson as the new James Bond!

[thedilettante.livejournal.com]

See how my brain explodes!

(hello)

[mrz80.livejournal.com]

Vin Diesel in a remake of "It's a Wonderful Life", with Bill Shatner as Clarence

Kevin Costner and Bette Midler in "A Streetcar Named Desire"

L'il Kim in a (hopefully waaaaaaaaaaaaay off-Broadway) production of "The Glass Menagerie"

How about Kostner again, only this time in a drama about what'd happen if the icecaps melted? That' be REALLY awful... oh wait, that's been done already. Never mind.

[sheistheweather]

Hey, I don't really use AIM anymore, but I use GoogleTalk! Do you have Gmail? If not, do you want me to send you an invite?

I miss you. I haven't gotten to talk with you much in a while.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

I do, but I haven't used it in ages.

Who are you, though? I don't recognize the LJ name.

[sheistheweather]

:p Bardy.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait. Duh! Bardy!

*hugsquish*

I'm flewellyn@gmail.com

[teague.livejournal.com]

Hi, Flew, this is Teague. Off the subject, but I tried e-mailing you through flewellynatlivejournaldotcom and I don't know if it got through. (No, I didn't spell it "at" and "dot") Anyway, Neintales is in the hospital, and I have a virtual get well card on my journal for her if you want to sign it. Thanks!

"We're waiting for Godot...

[sweaterstealer.livejournal.com]

Thought I would peep in since I saw your comment to naamah(something about gloves and pink)
I had to be the light tech for that damned play and I was dating vladimir.
I loathe Godot