The things you find...

[flewellyn]

First, feast your eyes upon this eBay auction.

Then, see what one of my online friends said about it:

PassionParsimmon: huh.
PassionParsimmon: it looks more like betty davis to me, actually.
Flewellyn: Yes, but that wasn't my reaction.
Flewellyn: My reaction was more along the lines of "What the flying crap?"
PassionParsimmon: tasty virgin?
PassionParsimmon: huh. moldy virgin.
PassionParsimmon: Just like the real mary. Blessed by god, and then *nobody* wants to eat her.
PassionParsimmon: but her one consolation is that she has betty davis eyes.

Comments

[cheekyweebisom.livejournal.com]

Holy shit -- PassionParsimmon? From Dave Barry in Cyberspace, or whatever that book's called?

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

No, I think that woman's name was "MsPotato".

This gal calls herself that because, whilst cybering once with a man, he made the mistake of saying "My love knockwurst throbs for your passion parsimmon."

Her hysterical laughter, needless to say, killed the mood.

[cheekyweebisom.livejournal.com]

No, no, no -- it's different than MsPotato. It's the one where Al and Tipper Gore are cybering but don't know who the other person is until the end.