The things you find...

[flewellyn]

First, feast your eyes upon this eBay auction.

Then, see what one of my online friends said about it:

PassionParsimmon: huh.
PassionParsimmon: it looks more like betty davis to me, actually.
Flewellyn: Yes, but that wasn't my reaction.
Flewellyn: My reaction was more along the lines of "What the flying crap?"
PassionParsimmon: tasty virgin?
PassionParsimmon: huh. moldy virgin.
PassionParsimmon: Just like the real mary. Blessed by god, and then *nobody* wants to eat her.
PassionParsimmon: but her one consolation is that she has betty davis eyes.

Comments

[eclipsis.livejournal.com]

.......

Did you look at the bid history??

It jumped from $55 to $8,000!!!!!


Something's fishy about that sandwich, and I don't think it's the moldy cheese smell.

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

What the flippin' hell?

[anwyn18.livejournal.com]

*stares*

*looks again*

*continues to stare*

Someone is gonna pay 15,000 bucks for ten year old sandwich????

[cheekyweebisom.livejournal.com]

Holy shit -- PassionParsimmon? From Dave Barry in Cyberspace, or whatever that book's called?

[bear-foot.livejournal.com]

fundies! xtain ones! run away

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

No, I think that woman's name was "MsPotato".

This gal calls herself that because, whilst cybering once with a man, he made the mistake of saying "My love knockwurst throbs for your passion parsimmon."

Her hysterical laughter, needless to say, killed the mood.

[stuntviolist.livejournal.com]

I want my mommy!

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Now, everytime I say "By all that is holy" I'm going to think of fake icon-ery imbedded in grilled cheese sandwiches...

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Then my work is done.

[cheekyweebisom.livejournal.com]

No, no, no -- it's different than MsPotato. It's the one where Al and Tipper Gore are cybering but don't know who the other person is until the end.

[eclipsis.livejournal.com]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/ebay.sandwich.ap/index.html

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Egads...it's for real!?

That's even scarier...