On the matter of state funerals

[flewellyn]

I was thinking about the hoopla surrounding Reagan's death, and how his state funeral instructions were reportedly
300 pages long. I've decided that, if I ever were to become President, my state funeral instructions would be
much shorter: a page or two, at most.

In fact, I think I'll lay them out right now.

• Build giant catapult facing the Chesapeake Bay.



• Stuff corpse with explosives.



• Launch.



• Enjoy the fireworks!

My other option was to have the corpse emptied by a taxidermist, then filled with candy and toys, so that lots
of little children could play pinata.

Comments

[neintales.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be twanged into a tree.