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So, a friend of mine is writing a television script, and wanted some examples of absurdly unbelievable reality TV shows for characters to mention in passing. Naturally, I relish a challenge to be silly such as this. She had already set the tone with "Celebrity Food Fight".
Here is what I came up with...
Other ideas include "Hurling Bricks At The Stars", "Slaughterhouse Danceoff", and "Extreme Makeover: Septic Tank Edition".
Got any of your own? Comments welcome!
Edit: Another idea I had: "HE is a banking executive whose bad decisions cost thousands of people millions of dollars! THEY are the thousands of people! Watch as they compete not just for money, but for vengeance, in 'Who Wants To Beat Up A Millionaire?'"
Here is what I came up with...
- "Two chefs compete to bake the best cake...only the winner will have the bomb strapped to his or her leg defused! That's right, it's another exciting episode of 'Cake or Death!'"
- "Two teams compete to decorate a semi truck and trailer in the most outlandish way possible, then drive it across country and see who gets the most bizarre looks, in 'What the Truck?'"
- "A bunch of self-absorbed, egotistical idiots live together in a house...while every week, one of them mysteriously disappears due to ideological thoughtcrime! That's right, it's 'Big Brother: Orwell Edition!'"
Other ideas include "Hurling Bricks At The Stars", "Slaughterhouse Danceoff", and "Extreme Makeover: Septic Tank Edition".
Got any of your own? Comments welcome!
Edit: Another idea I had: "HE is a banking executive whose bad decisions cost thousands of people millions of dollars! THEY are the thousands of people! Watch as they compete not just for money, but for vengeance, in 'Who Wants To Beat Up A Millionaire?'"
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Date: 2010-08-31 12:23 am (UTC)I'm thinking that's only a few years away.
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Date: 2010-08-31 12:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-31 12:39 am (UTC)-America's Next Top Breasts
-If you liked American Idol, you'll love Humiliating Teenagers, wherein rich and beautiful celebrities mercilessly mock adolescents on national television! Now with follow-up interviews with former contestants to see how their therapy and eating disorders are coming along...
-The Great American Wife-Swap!
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Date: 2010-08-31 12:46 am (UTC)Pretty sure that one already exists in the form of "America's Next Top Model".
-The Great American Wife-Swap!
DEFINITELY sure that one exists already. "Wife Swap".
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Date: 2010-08-31 03:22 am (UTC)Every. Single. Episode.
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Date: 2010-08-31 03:24 am (UTC)or....
Date: 2010-08-31 01:00 am (UTC)(Edited because I cannot tyep today. Tpye. Tyep. Damnit!)
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Date: 2010-08-31 03:21 am (UTC)This is all the more funny in my fandom where the trucks are sentient, self-mobile, and capable of vetoing the decorations in question by transforming and tearing them off.
I foresee a pregame contest to see which team gets Optimus (they will win) and which team gets Motormaster (they will end up running and screaming a lot as he objects to being decked out in flowers/streamers/paint/silly string/toilet paper).
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Date: 2010-08-31 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-01 01:36 am (UTC)Appropriate icon is appropriate, and he hates that too.
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Date: 2010-08-31 05:12 am (UTC)Excuse the noises from my bunk, they are nothing. REALY.
Bonecrusher DOES think country music is rubbush by the way, and hates rednecks at fuel stations.
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Date: 2010-09-01 01:37 am (UTC)Long Haul wants in.
*joins you in producing the noises*
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Date: 2010-08-31 03:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-31 04:24 am (UTC)That's a show that sounds wrong but satisfying...
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Date: 2010-09-01 01:38 am (UTC)With a bonus round where you can pelt them with tar balls.
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