I had to explain the joke, alas.

[flewellyn]

dubbug make me food too while you're at it! *halo*
Flewellyn Okay.
Flewellyn *gets out some bread*
dubbug bread?
dubbug ohh!
dubbug *sits on it*
dubbug fluffy~
Flewellyn *puts lettuce, onion, and pickles on the bread*
dubbug EEP!
Flewellyn *adds ketchup and mustard*
dubbug @@
dubbug noo!
Flewellyn *puts the other slice of bread on top*
dubbug *wriggle*
Flewellyn Gubbie sandwich!
dubbug don't eat me!!!!
Flewellyn What? BUt...you said to make you food!
dubbug *chew on the leaf*
dubbug mmmph phhrrrr!!
Flewellyn Wait, you didn't mean make you INTO food, did you?
dubbug @@
dubbug *ltremble*
dubbug how could you! evil flew!!
dubbug evil evil!
Flewellyn I'm just kidding.
Flewellyn I wouldn't eat you!
dubbug don't eat meeeeee
dubbug *paranoid*
dubbug but you made me into a sandwich
Flewellyn I'd never eat you, Gubbie!
Flewellyn I'd just be hungry again in an hour.

Comments

[happiestsadist.livejournal.com]

I giggled mightily at this. :)

From today

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Flewellyn Y'know, I would like to point out that you got on the sandwich I was making, the other night.
Flewellyn I didn't set out to make a Gubbie sandwich.
dubbug YOU were the one who put a completely perfect fluffy slice of bread out for me to get on!
dubbug it was a lure I tell you!!
dubbug a bait!
dubbug whatever you call it!

Re: From today

[happiestsadist.livejournal.com]

I laughed until I pulled my stitches. Thankfully, I'm on a lot of painkillers.

I think I might have to save this to giggle at later on.

Re: From today

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Your stitches?

Re: From today

[happiestsadist.livejournal.com]

In my mouth, from where my wisdom teeth had previously been living, and now are enjoying their new tenants: pain and tiny bits of food that need constant rinsing out.

Re: From today

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Eww. I can imagine that really sucks.

Re: From today

[happiestsadist.livejournal.com]

That it does. Salt water rinses are wondrous things.