This needs recording for posterity.

[flewellyn]

So I got to see my old college friend, Monique, today. I had not seen her since college, which was quite some time ago, and so we hung out and ate food and talked of many things.

At one point, she groused about fluffy, flakey neopagans who adopt Native American identities and practices in an attempt to be "special" (Monique's family is Lakota and Mandan). I laughed so hard at what she said, that I decided it must be shared here:

*squeaky voice* "Hi, I'm Rainbow Flowerfarter Woman, and this is my husband, Chafe Turdgargler Warrior!"

Comments

[limpingpigeon.livejournal.com]

Just now I have absolutely fallen in love with the name "Rainbow Flowerfarter". I'm adding it to my list of "Potential Name-Changes if I Ever Go Completely Batshit". At the very least, she will be an RP character.

Her special power will be like the Care Bear Stare, only gone horribly wrong.

[naamah-darling.livejournal.com]

*dies dies dies*

I'm glad Sargon's not here to hear me laughing like a lunatic.

[paradoxicalwhim.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. "Turdgargler" made me want to throw up a bit. I think I thought about it too much.

[ginasketch.livejournal.com]

loooooool

[lucretiasheart.livejournal.com]

Hehe hehehe!

Since I've worked with a medicine woman who charges white people $70 an hour to learn her "special wisdom"-- I know just what you mean!

(And no, I didn't seek her out, either, she took me in as a student for a time-- after she found out I was a Dreamer. I learned I don't have what it takes to be a Medicine Woman myself!)