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For some reason, this just popped into my head...

Take my games, take my songs
Take my spreadsheets, all you want,
I don't care, I'm still free,
You can't take the web from me...

Lose my docs, get me hacked,
Data's never comin' back,
Dump my files and FORMAT C:
You can't take the web from me...

(fiddle solo)

There's no place, for IE
Since I found Mozilla's free.
And you can't take the web from me...

Date: 2006-11-21 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naamah-darling.livejournal.com
Other verses!

Spyware running flash-based ads,
IPod banners swarm in scads,
Punch the monkey, new car free,
You can't sell your crap to me.

Adult websites, naughty thrills,
Spam promoting p3n!s pills;
Search each folder with f3,
You can't hide your porn from me!

When you think it's going swell,
Java popups straight from hell
Crash your system instantly,
But you can't take the web from me!

Netscape is a piece of trash
And Microsoft just wants my cash:
Trial version, one month free,
You can't take the web from me

Pirate software, download hacks
.Zip and .rar files come with cracks,
Information must be free,
You can't take the web from me!

Date: 2006-11-21 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flewellyn.livejournal.com
I knew you'd like this...

Date: 2006-11-21 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] texansasha.livejournal.com
That's hilarious!

Date: 2006-11-21 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mitrian.livejournal.com
I laughed so hard the cat fell off my lap...

Date: 2006-11-21 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrz80.livejournal.com
Author! Author!

Date: 2006-11-23 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lothloren.livejournal.com
you rock, as always. And you say it just popped into your head? You didn't have to work at it? Damn, but I wish I was that creative...

Date: 2006-12-10 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypticbob.livejournal.com
*laughs uproariously*

That is spectacular!!

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