I'm safe, really!

[flewellyn]

If zombies really DID invade, I would not worry. Miette would protect me.

Oh, sure, first she'd go up to the zombies to beg for pettins, but when she realized that the zombies A) were not going to pet her, B) smelled DEAD, and C) smelled like MEAT, she would just eat them.

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[foma44.livejournal.com]

you know im glad i wasn't online much for a few days and didn't read that all in real time or i would have been scared. i am one of those gullible people that would have believed it even past the point of ridiculousness.