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So, I got a laser pointer.

Actually, it's more of a laser...dolphin...thing. I ordered it from an eBay store called Feline Friendz, which, although guilty of tragic abuse of the letter Z, sells cat stuff to raise money to help feral strays in Nebraska, so is nonetheless good.

So, yes, got the laser pointer thingy. It is meant, of course, to be a cat toy.

How are the results? So far, mixed.

Yitzak, of course, is not interested. He caught the laser dot once, you see; it was about eight years ago, and I was taunting him with the red dot, when he slammed his paw down on top of it. I left it there, curious to see what he'd do. He sniffed at it, removed his paw, sniffed again, and then looked at me with irritation, as if to say "That's not real! What's the big idea?" Ever since, he has shown no interest in laser pointers. (He will, however, chase feathery things. Those he can catch and kill.)

Bella, surprisingly, was also uninterested. She started stalking the red dot, but then sniffed when it went by, and must have come to the same conclusion as Yitzak. So now she ignores it.

Miette, though, goes absolutely apeshit. She LOVES the "chase the red dot" game. She will tear across the room after it, running as fast as she has probably ever moved in her life, her belly jowls wobbling absurdly underneath her as she strenuously huffs and puffs after the light. She leaps up against the walls trying to catch the dot, jumping and clawing with wild abandon. I can even induce her to run in circles with it, although she rapidly becomes dizzy and has to lay down (or rather, fall down). And, that first time that I let the laser turn off while she was watching it, she sat there staring, looking forlorn, for five minutes, wondering where her prey had run off to, and would it please come back?

She is not completely stupid, however. Somewhere in the dim recesses of her teeny, tiny brain, amidst the cobwebs, moldy tissues, and back issues of Butt-Licking Quarterly, she has somehow realized that the red dot is summoned when I pick up the purple dolphin thingy. Every time I do, she hops up excitedly and gets ready to play! When not playing, she will lay on my desk snuggling the darn thing in her paws.

Heaven help me if the battery runs out.

Date: 2007-05-09 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lalael.livejournal.com
Miette sounds absolutely hilarious! I wonder if I can get one of those things for Sophie when she starts crawling...

Date: 2007-05-09 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flewellyn.livejournal.com
Go back in my journal some, and you can see more posts about Miette. Under the "cats" tag.

Includes pictures!

Date: 2007-05-09 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anwyn18.livejournal.com
That's utterly adorable. Our cat used to love the laser pointer, but is just too fat and lazy to be bothered these days.

Date: 2007-05-09 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naamah-darling.livejournal.com
I want to say something funny, but I'm just filled with "Awwwwwww!"

Heheh. Butt-Licking Quarterly.

Date: 2007-05-09 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flewellyn.livejournal.com
I knew you would like that bit.

Date: 2007-05-09 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrz80.livejournal.com
Essential equation:

cat + laser pointer = rampant hilarity!

Date: 2007-05-09 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kimberly-t.livejournal.com
Too cyuuute!
If I ever get a kitty for a pet again, I am so going to try that!

Date: 2007-05-09 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyneidas.livejournal.com
The battery will, sadly, run out all too quickly. My boy-cats have also figured out the connection between the dot and the pointer, but when I pick it up, they instantly teleport over to stare fixedly at the pointer from up close, delaying the dot's arrival for whatever period it takes for me to hide the pointer long enough for them to notice the dot has gotten out of it. Apparently they are REALLY KEEN on the idea of catching the dot before it makes it to the floor, where they have so much difficulty pouncing on the thing...

OMG!

Date: 2007-05-09 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucretiasheart.livejournal.com
Reading your comment sent me into spasms of laughter so hard I wheezed like an old man! I can totally see cats doing that!

Date: 2007-05-09 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] limpingpigeon.livejournal.com
I was buying little cheap ones for Morris for a long time, but they died on me way too fast and didn't work will. Eventually splurged on one of those really good meant-for-business-presentations pointers.

Which I promptly lost.

But yeah. Morris likes to chase the red dot.

Date: 2007-05-09 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keryddwen.livejournal.com
That was hilarious! If we weren't in such cramped quarters already, I know Scott would love to have another cat (I wouldn't mind either). He probably already knows about that, but I'll have to tuck that away in my mind for later use. :)

Date: 2007-05-09 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucretiasheart.livejournal.com
I had a cat like that named "Daphne" once. Man, did she ever love her a laser dot! That was fun to read, man-- memories! *wipes eyes from giggle-fit*

Date: 2007-05-10 12:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sheistheweather
Heaven help me if the battery runs out.

Vibrators come to mind. A lot.

Date: 2007-07-13 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flewellyn.livejournal.com
How naughty! :-)

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