flewellyn | Found Engrish: Super Glue

Awhile ago, a friend of mine bought some super glue at the dollar store. Now, this purchase was not noteworthy in any way; super glue is, well, super glue. What was noteworthy was the text on the back of the package, giving instructions. It was written in that very special fractured Engrish which screamed "We are too cheap to hire translators who know the language!" It was so good, I had to photocopy it. So here it is, transcribed in all its unedited, barely comprehensible glory. I swear to Alysson Hannigan that not a bit of this is made up.

Read and laugh:

Super Glue bottle is well designed to protect leakage or drop the nozzle, speciall designed!!

Application
1. Super Glue, cyanoacrylate adhesive, has an amazing new quick bonding power of multi-purpose against wood, plastic, ceramic, rubber, metal etc...
2. Bonds daily domestic goods, interior gooks, electric appliance, accessories, hobbies and sporting goods, automobile accesories.

Care In Handling
1. Do not spread or touch the adhesiv with the finger. When carelessly touched, rub the handcream and soften with warm water, so it can be easily removed.
2. If eye contact occurs, hold lids open and flush with water, and consult with doctor, Neither use any solvents nor rub the eye.
3. Due to immediate bondign, KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN!!

Care On Use
1. DO not use Super Glue on to the polyethylene, fluorocarbon and silicon materials.
2. Wipe with alcohols or sandpaper the comtact surtace to remove moisture, rust, oil, and fat etc...
3. Give a slight moisture onto the wlld suffaces when difficult to bond.

1. Set the cap ring onto the screw As illustrated. hold the cap and nozzle with left hand, and screw the tube with right hand slowo ly clockwise, then the contents come out from the tip.
2. After use, WIPE THE NOZZLE TIP with soft paper.
3. Tigthly cap and store.
4. Whem clogged at the nozzle tip, on next use, CUT THE EXTENDER NOZZLE and tightly cap with one of the suitable holes.