I saw this, and I had to post it. (NOT PARRSAFE!)

[flewellyn]

Apparently there is a Bad Sex in Fiction award. I saw this, and I thought of (among others) naamah_darling.

"Oh, Lord," he cried out. "I'm a-comin'!"

She could not answer. It is the one drawback of fellatio as conscientious as hers that it eliminates the chance for small talk and poetry alike.

Wow....

More here:

http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/generalfiction/story/0,6000,1652812,00.html

Comments

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Well, punctuation is a serious matter, you know; if you don't punctuate correctly, you could end up going through a bad period. You might even lapse into a comma! Then they'd have to amputate part of your colon, leaving you with only a semicolon. That would be a real apostrophe! After all, you have only one asterisk for your country, and you don't want to make a total hash of things. So, I guess my advice is just to brace yourself, and eat plenty of carets. I have to dash now! Untilde later, then.