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flewellynI had been somewhat concerned, over the past few months, at the unseasonable warmth and pleasantness (relatively speaking) of the weather around here. You see, normally in Fargo-Moorhead, the expectation is that first frost will be sometime in late September, and first snow will have come by Halloween at the latest. Yet this year, it never did snow once until Thanksgiving, and the temperatures rarely dipped below freezing even in late October and early November. Plus, it wasn't nearly as windy as we normally expect. This had me concerned.
You see, Fargo, North Dakota and Moorhead, Minnesota are in the middle of the Red River Valley, a large, exceedingly flat basin that was once, during the last Ice Age, a vast lake known as Lake Aggasiz to geologists. (The locals here are just geeky enough to take pride in that; one of the local middle schools is Lake Aggasiz Junior High. But I digress.) This area is utterly devoid of any kind of vertical relief, such that wind is our most plentiful crop in the area. Wind turbines are everywhere, and windchill factor becomes a serious concern during the winter months, also known as "October to May".
This combination of flat topography, high speed Arctic winds, and no moderating body of water nearby causes the Red River Valley to be the ideal domain for the Snow Demons, K'thalashdt the Frozen Lord and Raghnathi the Howler on the Wind, whose fell powers are so mighty that, at the peak of their strength, they can freeze the Fargo-Moorhead area so solidly cold and miserable that the natives will actually speak up to say that it's "kinda cold, doncha know?" Not that they're complaining, of course; these are Minnesotans we're talking about.
But the lack of storming and freezing was concerning me, because if there's one rule to winter weather around here, it's that the longer it takes to get here, the worse it is when it arrives. Well, yeah...that has definitely proven true this weekend. Thanksgiving was our first snow, in which 6 inches were dumped overnight, and within the last 24 hours we have had not one, but TWO full-bore ice storms, leaving half-inch thick glazes of ice all over the roads, trees, power lines, houses, cars, and pretty much everything else.
So here I am, at work, on lunch break, watching the outside nervously because apparently, K'thalashdt and Raghnathi are having fun with us; they seem to have another ice storm in the offing, and I just finished scraping the car off. I'm thinking of trading up from my ice scraper to a jackhammer.
You see, Fargo, North Dakota and Moorhead, Minnesota are in the middle of the Red River Valley, a large, exceedingly flat basin that was once, during the last Ice Age, a vast lake known as Lake Aggasiz to geologists. (The locals here are just geeky enough to take pride in that; one of the local middle schools is Lake Aggasiz Junior High. But I digress.) This area is utterly devoid of any kind of vertical relief, such that wind is our most plentiful crop in the area. Wind turbines are everywhere, and windchill factor becomes a serious concern during the winter months, also known as "October to May".
This combination of flat topography, high speed Arctic winds, and no moderating body of water nearby causes the Red River Valley to be the ideal domain for the Snow Demons, K'thalashdt the Frozen Lord and Raghnathi the Howler on the Wind, whose fell powers are so mighty that, at the peak of their strength, they can freeze the Fargo-Moorhead area so solidly cold and miserable that the natives will actually speak up to say that it's "kinda cold, doncha know?" Not that they're complaining, of course; these are Minnesotans we're talking about.
But the lack of storming and freezing was concerning me, because if there's one rule to winter weather around here, it's that the longer it takes to get here, the worse it is when it arrives. Well, yeah...that has definitely proven true this weekend. Thanksgiving was our first snow, in which 6 inches were dumped overnight, and within the last 24 hours we have had not one, but TWO full-bore ice storms, leaving half-inch thick glazes of ice all over the roads, trees, power lines, houses, cars, and pretty much everything else.
So here I am, at work, on lunch break, watching the outside nervously because apparently, K'thalashdt and Raghnathi are having fun with us; they seem to have another ice storm in the offing, and I just finished scraping the car off. I'm thinking of trading up from my ice scraper to a jackhammer.
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Date: 2005-11-29 10:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-29 11:24 pm (UTC)The weather may be nice there, but...you have Jeb Bush for a governor. And large numbers of those gratingly vapid women with skin tanned darker than their bleached-blonde hair. And the equivalent number of obnoxious surfer men. And cockroaches that can mate with Humvees. And crocodiles in your backyards. And you get hurricanes! FUCKING HURRICANES!
So I'm not jealous, no. :-)
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Date: 2005-11-30 05:21 am (UTC)Man, one time I saw this woman, her hair was literally like brittle straw and her skin was like brown old leather!! She was the worst case of the overly tanned bleached blonde look this Floridian has ever seen. Oh, and to top it off she had one of those heavy smoker old lady voices.
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Date: 2005-11-30 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-30 12:43 pm (UTC)Now you, on the other hand, be damn fine. :-) Hope it's okay if I say that. :-)
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Date: 2005-11-30 02:47 pm (UTC)Eeew! That sounds painful! :-P Yeah, I never understood why people obsess over being tan. If you are naturally tan it looks wonderful. And if you are naturally pale that looks wonderful too. I don't dare face the Florida sun without 45 sunblock, or else I burn in 15 minutes! So, even if I wanted to be tan it wouldn't be very easy.
Now you, on the other hand, be damn fine. :-) Hope it's okay if I say that. :-)
Aw, shucks. Sure it's ok if you want to make me blush! But, thankyou :-)