For shame...

[flewellyn]

I have succumbed, and done another meme. Here, I swiped this from mitrian:

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me? (ed: HA HA HA. Yeah, right.)
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
15. Any random question and answer.

Answer in comments!

Comments

[limpingpigeon.livejournal.com]

1.) Jessica Lynn Pigeon-1 Bencloski. But please call me Jessi.
2.) We sure are! *pouncehugglestheHELLoutofyou*
3.) We "met" a while back via the something positive LJ community. You liked my "nyah nyah" icon and started reading me.
4.) Perhaps a little. *giggles and blushes*
5.) Probably :)
6.) Sweet.
7.) That you were intelligent and fun to talk to.
8.) Yes! Even more so :)
9.) Certain webcomics.
10.) A great big pouncehuggle!
11.) Reasonably well for not having known you for an extremely long time.
12.) I have yet to meet you in person. You far-away person, you.
13.) Hm. Nope.
14.) Haven't decided yet.
15.) Wait a minute! Other versions of this meme didn't have this here! Aaaaaaaah! Now what do I do? *panics and runs*

[gruuk.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you?
Duh.

2. Are we friends?
Yes, in the warped way #uf defines friendships.

3. When and how did we meet?
See #2

4. Do you have a crush on me?
...

5. Would you kiss me?
See #4

6. Describe me in one word.
Liberal ;)

7. What was your first impression?
"hey, a sort of like minded geek!"

8. Do you still think that way about me now?
Probably

9. What reminds you of me?
Chewbacca

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Hum... I don't know. A shiny new donkey?

11. How well do you know me?
Not well.

12. When's the last time you saw me?
Never.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Not really.

14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
Done.

15. Any random question and answer.
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Boise

[cherrypep.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you?

Somebody pretty random

2. Are we friends?

Dunno. Presumably somewhat. We are acquainted.

3. When and how did we meet?

We didn't, in any meatspace sense.

4. Do you have a crush on me?

Am I a blushing schoolgirl? Not last time I checked.

5. Would you kiss me?

If you were French, it would be kind of rude not to faire la bise. I am unaware of a custom in the US that requires one to kiss people that one couldn't recognise on sight.

6. Describe me in one word.

Epoptic.

7. What was your first impression?

Idiosyncratic.

8. Do you still think that way about me now?

I guess so.

9. What reminds you of me?

Err... 4am.

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?

A pet Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Series T-800 to perform Heimlich manoeuvres, etc.

11. How well do you know me?

Better than I know ninety-nine point nine nine nine nine something percent of the people on the planet Earth, which is to say, not well.

12. When's the last time you saw me?

...

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

Sure. But then I neither IRC nor email so mechanical difficulties apply.

14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

I doubt it. My live journal is not lively and I have enough personality problems as it is.

15. Any random question and answer.

Q) What do you do if you see a herd of elephants coming over a hill?
A) Swim for your life.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

I'll grant you, the "crush" questions were a bit inapplicable. I appreciate the gift of the Terminator, though. Can it not look like Ahnuld? :-)

[cherrypep.livejournal.com]

Sure. It can look like a Robert Patrick T-1000 if you want. But don't go telling me you're looking for one like Kristanna Loken... that whole movie was a total abortion.