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Recently, I was at the Social Club, and I happened to notice that the club had a new dartboard. It was apparently purchased by the director, Karen, in an attempt to give the members some more activities.

A fine goal, I think, but marred by one small problem: I discovered that the dartboard is a digital dartboard, which has electronic scoring and voice output.

Yes, in a club full of schizophrenics, Karen saw fit to purchase an inanimate object that talks.

Date: 2007-03-07 01:26 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-03-07 01:38 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-03-07 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moronqueen.livejournal.com
Reminds me of the trashcans in the airport...freaked the hell outa me when they thanked me for throwing something away. o O

Date: 2007-03-07 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tfcocs.livejournal.com
OMG! I LOVE it!

"I'm not sick. I am not hearing voices! That dart board spoke to ME!"

Date: 2007-03-07 03:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Next she'll buy a whole stockpile of furbys :)

Date: 2007-03-07 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] limpingpigeon.livejournal.com
That was me, by the way, LJ has this annoying habit lately of unexpectedly logging me off.

Date: 2007-03-07 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anwyn18.livejournal.com
Oh lord...you have to laugh.

Date: 2007-03-07 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sibylla.livejournal.com
Oh my. That was not, perhaps, the wisest of choices. You know how the dead like to chat via electronic dart boards. Those poor guys'll never get a moment's peace.

Date: 2007-03-11 11:11 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
would you rather they all have a good point and poke you with it? (or possibly throw them at you) :P

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