Oh dear oh dear.

Recently, I was at the Social Club, and I happened to notice that the club had a new dartboard. It was apparently purchased by the director, Karen, in an attempt to give the members some more activities.

A fine goal, I think, but marred by one small problem: I discovered that the dartboard is a digital dartboard, which has electronic scoring and voice output.

Yes, in a club full of schizophrenics, Karen saw fit to purchase an inanimate object that talks.