I saw this, and I had to post it. (NOT PARRSAFE!)

Apparently there is a Bad Sex in Fiction award. I saw this, and I thought of (among others) naamah_darling.

"Oh, Lord," he cried out. "I'm a-comin'!"

She could not answer. It is the one drawback of fellatio as conscientious as hers that it eliminates the chance for small talk and poetry alike.

Wow....

More here:

http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/generalfiction/story/0,6000,1652812,00.html