First: As the result of a curse placed on me, after I was overheard making disparaging comments about the accuracy/validity of astrology while in an occult bookshop, I would become a pyrokinetic were-ox. (Since I'm a saggitarius, born in the year of the ox.) My superpowers would be the ability to create fire, and cud-chewing.
Second: While in human form, I would sell fire insurance. ("Give me $500 and I'll make sure your store won't accidentally spontaneously combust.") I'd use the money to buy a farm where I could graze a few days/month. In ox form, I would graze, chew lots of cud, and occasionally ignite anyone who annoyed me.
Third: I'm not yet sure about a name... As for costumes: when selling insurance, I'd wear a suit. The ox is costume enough. I'd have a few minions. Someone has to clean up after the ox, after all, and keep the farm from falling apart when i'm not there.
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Date: 2004-04-30 08:58 am (UTC)My superpowers would be the ability to create fire, and cud-chewing.
Second: While in human form, I would sell fire insurance. ("Give me $500 and I'll make sure your store won't accidentally spontaneously combust.") I'd use the money to buy a farm where I could graze a few days/month. In ox form, I would graze, chew lots of cud, and occasionally ignite anyone who annoyed me.
Third: I'm not yet sure about a name... As for costumes: when selling insurance, I'd wear a suit. The ox is costume enough. I'd have a few minions. Someone has to clean up after the ox, after all, and keep the farm from falling apart when i'm not there.