No explanations. You don't want to know.

[flewellyn]

LimpingPigeon: Here's a phrase I did not expect to read today "The Correct Use of Christian Porn". And yet, there it is.

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[wlotus.livejournal.com]

Must. Scrub. Brain.

[darph-bobo.livejournal.com]

Is that what the kids are calling the missionary position these days?

[raezamina.livejournal.com]

I've been to that website. Several times.

The 'Anal Sex and God's Will' article was a hoot.

[limpingpigeon.livejournal.com]

I tried really hard, and failed, to pick out an overall most absurd article on that site. In fact, there's still part of me that thinks it HAS to be a joke, because no one could possibly write the sentence "However, if you do choose to swallow your own ejaculate, be careful not to get any on yourself or your clothes." and NOT be laughing their ass off, could they?