HOLY FUCK!

[flewellyn]

Airport security told me they'd get someone right on it. I assumed "someone" would be a security guard.

Instead, a whole squad of soldiers from the National Guard building rushed over there in a Humvee and SHOT the guy. A lot! With M-16s!

Weird thing is, he didn't go down right away. He was just staggering a lot, and then I think one of the soldiers hit him in the head. Then he went down. And then they doused the body with gasoline and set it on fire. Right on the runway!

That tears it, I'm checking the news. Something weird's going on.

Comments

[mrz80.livejournal.com]

What the sam hill are you on about? And where are you?

[ilona-andrews.livejournal.com]

Zombies. It's apparently zombie day on lj.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

I believe this (http://myelvesaredifferent.blogspot.com/2007/05/blog-like-its-end-of-world-bliteotw.html) will explain everything.

[brianamj.livejournal.com]

Ah, gotcha. This can prove.. interesting. Muahahaha!

[mrz80.livejournal.com]

Ah, clarity ensues. Thank you.

[ilona-andrews.livejournal.com]

Hee, you're and Anton both :P

[jennifoot.livejournal.com]

mother F'n zombies on a mother F'n plane?

[markgritter.livejournal.com]

As usual, the mainstream media can't be trusted to report issues of vital interest, like a zombie invasion, and instead have been spending their time on such trivia as Billy Graham's wife.

[curbside-yogini.livejournal.com]

uhm. what the fuck.

[curbside-yogini.livejournal.com]

and as usual, i dont read comments, dont check links, etc.

and i feel like a dumbass.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Nah, you're not a dumbass. You're too cute to be a dumbass.