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The things you find...
First, feast your eyes upon this eBay auction.
Then, see what one of my online friends said about it:
PassionParsimmon: huh.
PassionParsimmon: it looks more like betty davis to me, actually.
Flewellyn: Yes, but that wasn't my reaction.
Flewellyn: My reaction was more along the lines of "What the flying crap?"
PassionParsimmon: tasty virgin?
PassionParsimmon: huh. moldy virgin.
PassionParsimmon: Just like the real mary. Blessed by god, and then *nobody* wants to eat her.
PassionParsimmon: but her one consolation is that she has betty davis eyes.
Then, see what one of my online friends said about it:
PassionParsimmon: huh.
PassionParsimmon: it looks more like betty davis to me, actually.
Flewellyn: Yes, but that wasn't my reaction.
Flewellyn: My reaction was more along the lines of "What the flying crap?"
PassionParsimmon: tasty virgin?
PassionParsimmon: huh. moldy virgin.
PassionParsimmon: Just like the real mary. Blessed by god, and then *nobody* wants to eat her.
PassionParsimmon: but her one consolation is that she has betty davis eyes.
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Did you look at the bid history??
It jumped from $55 to $8,000!!!!!
Something's fishy about that sandwich, and I don't think it's the moldy cheese smell.
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*looks again*
*continues to stare*
Someone is gonna pay 15,000 bucks for ten year old sandwich????
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This gal calls herself that because, whilst cybering once with a man, he made the mistake of saying "My love knockwurst throbs for your passion parsimmon."
Her hysterical laughter, needless to say, killed the mood.
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That's even scarier...