Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!

[flewellyn]

Geologists have found a gigantic mountain range submerged under the Antarctic ice sheet that "should not be there".

And they're sending an expedition to investigate.

...yeah. Like we NEED the kind of trouble we'd get if we woke up the shoggoths.

Comments

[motodraconis.livejournal.com]

South Pole of Inaccessibility? WHUT? Mountain Range of Inconceivability? Plateau of Incredulity?
WHA?

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

I think "South Pole of Inaccessibility" is the point on Antarctica that is least accessible.

As for the others...yeah...

[mrz80.livejournal.com]

Watch out for ancient ziggurats with paradoxically modern weapons stored therein!

[idemandjustice.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I've gotta share this with my friend katsudon, who is a geology major!

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

TENTACLES!
Tentacles!
tent a cles!

Bring the shuggoths pls. that'll fix the economic crisis. Semi demonic entities from beyond the stars come to eat us all!

Aw- not even Yog would eat Palin

[capybyra.livejournal.com]

Then again?

[teres-draconis.livejournal.com]

Oh, please... if the tentacle demons were to wake, don't you think they'd go to Japan first? I mean, when was the last time any of them ? And there is somewhat of a tradition of japanese school girls getting violated by tentacle monsters. Don't you know that stereotypes are often based in fact? ... that was sarcasm, folks. Though I am told Tokyo is quite tasty, if you can believe a giant fire breathing lizard.

[teres-draconis.livejournal.com]

For some reason "(insert euphemism here)" got removed.... I'm sure you can figure it out, though.

[stuntviolist.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I really needed that.

[happiestsadist.livejournal.com]

Best to look out for the giant, eyeless albino penguins as well.