Oh dear oh dear.

[flewellyn]

Recently, I was at the Social Club, and I happened to notice that the club had a new dartboard. It was apparently purchased by the director, Karen, in an attempt to give the members some more activities.

A fine goal, I think, but marred by one small problem: I discovered that the dartboard is a digital dartboard, which has electronic scoring and voice output.

Yes, in a club full of schizophrenics, Karen saw fit to purchase an inanimate object that talks.

Comments

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

HA!

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

OMG.

[moronqueen.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the trashcans in the airport...freaked the hell outa me when they thanked me for throwing something away. o O

[tfcocs.livejournal.com]

OMG! I LOVE it!

"I'm not sick. I am not hearing voices! That dart board spoke to ME!"

[(Anonymous)]

Next she'll buy a whole stockpile of furbys :)

[limpingpigeon.livejournal.com]

That was me, by the way, LJ has this annoying habit lately of unexpectedly logging me off.

[anwyn18.livejournal.com]

Oh lord...you have to laugh.

[sibylla.livejournal.com]

Oh my. That was not, perhaps, the wisest of choices. You know how the dead like to chat via electronic dart boards. Those poor guys'll never get a moment's peace.

[(Anonymous)]

would you rather they all have a good point and poke you with it? (or possibly throw them at you) :P