A joke I came up with.

[flewellyn]

This is my joke about Jesus and the razor. It's kind of silly, but then, so am I.

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In the days of the Roman Empire, when Jesus was preaching his message, he noticed something interesting. His message was very popular among Jews, especially the lower classes, but was ignored almost completely by the Romans. He thought about this for awhile, and came to a realization: like other Jewish men, Jesus wore a beard, but most Roman men were clean-shaven.

So, Jesus went to his disciples and asked them, "Guys, Mary, I got a question for you. Do you think I should shave?"

The disciples all whispered to each other for a few minutes, before turning to Jesus and replying:

"Silly Rabbi, snips aren't for yids!"

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Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Comments

[metaphorge.livejournal.com]

*throws a tomato*

[anwyn18.livejournal.com]

um...I don't get it...but then I think my brain might be fried from over stress...

[parrhesia.livejournal.com]

Wah wah wah waaaaah! *claps* :D

[momily.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

And, *throws an old shoe*.

[eclipsis.livejournal.com]

Man......I read this joke to my Jewish roomie...she shook her head and walked away and said, "...g'night, Kerry."

I think you scared her off.

I loved it!!!!!!
But I AM a pun-loving person. Heh. Pun-loving.

Yay puns!
;-)